We Don't Have a Podcast Yet

LISTEN FRIENDO, here's the deal: PODCASTS are the future of media, and everybody's getting on board so we had to do it too. Strike while the iron is hot, you know? We're MEN OF ACTION so we had to just charge headlong into it without a plan and buy a bunch of EXPENSIVE RECORDING EQUIPMENT before we figure out what kind of show we could do. We're NOT IDIOTS, okay? We have lots of GOOD IDEAS for our podcast. In fact we're so SMART and INTELLECTUAL we won't settle for anything but the GREATEST PODCAST OF THE WORLD. We're NOT LAZY. We're not gonna WASTE YOUR MONEY. We meet up every week to BRAINSTORM our great ideas, and we record the whole thing just to prove we're WORKING HARD. We only pick the BEST IDEAS and try them out, so far nothing is good enough but we keep those podcasts up BEHIND THE PAYWALL to keep other people from STEALING OUR IDEAS.  DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SUPPORT THE GREATEST PODCAST OF AMERICA? FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD, AND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY. CLICK THAT BUTTON.

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